| hahha beth found a rating community about eyes. EYES hahahahaha they are all like 'here are my eyes...' and 'no, your eyes are just not magical enough' and oh.
its called like magic_eyes or something
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| | Current Music: | rooooooster yo' | | Time: | 11:51 am | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/square/b/cranky.gif) my face is hurting |
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| destinys child have a nice new video with cartoony reindeers and destinys child women.
last night i smacked my head against my wall when i was trying to turn over in bed, then i thought somebody was in my room and that they had said i shouldnt go back to sleep because i could be concust, but then i must have forgotten because i went to sleep.
mum woke me up this morning by saying to someone 'that was a stunning amount of water!' really loudly, i wonder what she was talking about?
Jord had to get up very early which made me sad, i wanted to tell him about my head smacking incident but then i thought no because i would tell it wrong and im half asleep and he would think i was mental and tell everyone about my stupidity :P
before bed i tried to plug my mitten into my phone charger for a good few seconds.
Sophies baseball spliff was magical on the sex log.
rooster are singing christmas songs, the singer is quite buff isnt he.
Going shopping today to spend copious amounts of my mothers money on foolish un-wearable clothing.
I just sneezed and banged my face on my knee, it hurt :(
eggs are ready.
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| | Current Music: | interpol- evil | | Time: | 07:25 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/square/b/groggy.gif) meh |
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| I passed my theory test. Bo.
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| | haha the fit girl who was in the killers video with us is on a daily star advert. im jealous, damn paid extras. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | adverts. | | Time: | 07:05 pm | | Current Mood: | somebody moan with me? |
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| hola. today was looong. we watched some gay long video in re and it made me eye lids heavy like big pork pies...
i thought of a good thing to get jord for christmas :) i hope i can afford it/he still wants it. If not screw him. no not really.
We had a talk today in our silly 'lets talk about important things' lesson from a lady with HIV and it was so... i want to say good but thats the wrong word. I dont know, it actually made you listen and think, which is good. We got an information sheet about STDs it freaked everyone out so much, sex tests all round haha. Its so bad that the UK has the most cases of STDs amongst teenagers in like the universe! and one in eight teenage girls has chlamydia... Sorry, im not sure why this is relevant. I just thought it was shocking. Isn't england supposed to be really un-sexing and strict and prude-like? what happened.
i like maximo park. Me and beth both have bunged up ears, like sympathy pains with ear wax. Nobody is at my house and i really want some food!
Today we also found out that this guy who moved schools last year has revealed his bisexualness and there has been hoo-ha-ing about it, amusing. I am untrusting of its truth, but really who cares?
Im not allowed to go to Dresden Dolls with my sexy women :( argh i would say 'blast' and things about my mother but she is out christmas shopping as we speak so i sharnt be mean, she might be buying me stuff.
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| | Current Music: | Beck- everybody's.... | | Time: | 03:26 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/square/b/silly.gif) quixotic |
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| im so bored.
last night was amazing, i wore mittens and lay on the floor. got locked in emmas toilet and cried. everybody danced. played snap. stole vodka.
today i sewed up the rip in the bum of jords jeans for him, they smelt so bad, gonna make him wash them. He is wearing my jeans at work today, i like the ability to share clothes, its lovely.
tonight we are going to lauras :) im not going to drink though because it makes me spazzy, im not sure why. You know when you just get random boughts of sadness when you are drunk, i really have no reason but i feel anxious. Maybe i slept too much today. pffleh. I keep listening to the used and sitting on my floor.
beth sent me Beck - everybody's gotta learn sometimes and its really lovely but we cant work out if its on a loop, it keeps cutting out. this is not good.
mums friends are coming round and she told me to wear a scarf because jord tainted me with a whore bite, she doesnt want them to think im a harlet. I hate love bites, i remember kind of going 'ooow' when it was happening and trying to make it stop. didnt work. *rubs neck*
What shal i do today? sorry this update is so disjointed. Its already dark so i might just not go out until tonight. I cant wait until beth gets back so i can talk to her during the day and not computers.
I could see if any films are on, i might do that. I want to go shopping but i have no money, is it really sad that when i have nothing to do i instantly think 'yeah i could go shopping...' like all the time? i think it means that i am a bland superficial person, superficial is not the work im searching for but i dont know what is.. oh.
Maybe i will just keep writing in this until i totally completely have NOTHING else to say, ooh sophie is talking to me :) hah she just reminded me that I HAVE A CAR. it is a white fiesta, fucking classy.
DONE. X
what does quixotic mean? | | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | i just burped SO loud | | Time: | 09:06 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/square/b/sick.gif) eeeugh flu |
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| Teachers is on too late, i want to watch it now then sleep. i think i have flu.
Tomoro = me + Jord = 1 year. or something...
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| does anyone else fancy doing something fun saturday? we could try buttoned down disco, and actually go this time, i have the invite and everything hehe.
or afterskool is having a birthday party, i hear that there will be jelly and ice creams.....
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| Oh.
The O.C
Im still crying.
Oh.
so so sad, saddest thing i have ever watched. They had to play that song too didnt they. | | comments: 11 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | the killaaaaz- somebody told me (again, why!?) | | Time: | 07:03 pm | | Current Mood: | ma arm hurts a bit |
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| Aw i just got 'the lost christmas' flyer, bless. Im quite excited about it, it has been a long time since people have done nice band things together.
Why are the killers re-releasing 'somebody told me..'? it was boshank before, it is like the unnecessaryt re- releasing of 'rip it uppppp' by razorlight. Silly bands, stay cool and special.
I ordered The Go! Teams album last night, im a bit scared though because i used my cash card and im not 100% sure that i have any money left on it... plus i used some crazy ordering thing linked from their website, it might rob me!.
I had a nasty injection today, well it wasnt that nasty but i had a trainee nurse and she was going to use the big fat needle but the real nurse stopped her just in time and made her use a little one. my arm feels a bit odd, but i think thats just because i know it is supposed to.
Saturday night was fun, i like hanging out with school people out of school now and again. Its wierd though because all these relationships that nobody noticed in school start emerging and it becomes more apparent that the boys are boys and the girls are girls, foolish as that may sound. At school we sort of work as a unit. Its so bizarre seeing people flirt with other people. I had mad fun dancing with Cat to the r'n'b tuuunes, i do believe emma, cat and i requested 'jus gimme the light' and 're-re wind' hahaaaa we iz ghetto old skool. Ha emma made somebody cry with her naughty antics, god bless her. I walked into a bit of wood at high speed and i have a bruise on my hip. I also aquired a picture of somebodies bollock and a picture of somebody doing a wee. Got thrown out of the boys toilet far too many times, it slips my mind as to why we were in there so frequently? ah well.
Eugh, we have a classics trip to the british museum tomoro and its ALL DAY. I thought 'hhorraaah no school for a day' but now i am thinking 'dear god a whole day looking at vases in a place where you cant talk, touch anything, eat anything, sit down, do anything....' Less excited, although i do get to sleep in an extra hour, simle pleasures.
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| anyone else get the thing where you are on the toilet and suddenly you spaz out and get scared that some evil being is going to emerge from the toilet bowl and bite your bum?
i go that so bad today that i had to stop my wee.
COMPUTER GAMES HAVE STOLEN MY BOYSHAPE. miss him a bit.
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| | Current Music: | waiting for O.C sounds.. | | Time: | 08:45 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/square/b/content.gif) calm |
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| I have 15 minutes to kill before thO.c so i figured i would share these loooely photos with you. They are by Jan Saudek and Sara Saudkova and i love them.
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| my cat keeps licking her bum.
Tonight at the pub was really fun, i wasnt going to drink but then i forgot and we found a bottle of wine on our table so we drank it, then bought more, and more...
we played pop up pirate and another game with a donkey that was horrible cos i kept thinking the flying parts were going to kill me!
we had a tannoy war. Andy announced that sophie was a lesbo, i cheered loud but then sophie wanted to fight andy back so i ran under the bar and shouted down the microphone that andy had a small willy. Next thing i heard andy had retaliated by saying that my boyfriend had chosen to stay home and play computer games instead of come out with me on the microphone, which yeah is true, but he didnt need to tell the world. im going to get him back. JUST YOU WAIT ANDY HAILS! i also told some bald men that he was a drag queen and pretended to be liza minelli. he isnt, just for the record.
hah and some like 10 year olds from our school had apparently been in *our* pub so we are sooo getting them kicked out next time we go there, haha im really excited. im mean, but pssht they are clearly all bitches.
a small man said to me 'i thought you were danish?' i shouted 'NO' and ran away. Me and Rhi were in the toilets talking abou how nice it was pressing your face against the wall cos it felt cold when rhi said yeah its good we are the only ones in here, then a voice said 'no you're not' it made me want to giggle soooo much. she must have thought we were mental, ruddy faced, toilet wall hugging, loons.
i need to go to bed. yaay fun tomoro night, everyone come to my house before going out. I LOVE YOU MARKY P!
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| | Current Music: | Diana Ross- I'm still waiting | | Time: | 06:05 pm | | Current Mood: | sick |
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| today is critical thinking i drew a robot spaceman, a robot mouse space man and a space cheese on my hand. it is fuckin Bo. im never going to wash.
i smell of boys, i used jords deoderant this morning because i ran out and then at about midday i started sweating out boy scent, i hope nobody noticed.
come to afterskool on saturday? im going to seel it to you by saying BETH IS COMING! i cant be bothered to go to 'homo' (as mark so amusingly called it) on Friday. bleh
i just ate a flan and now i feel sick. i dont like flans.
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I have lost the Diana Ross greatest hits album. poop. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | chinese stars | | Time: | 07:27 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/square/b/confused.gif) contemplative |
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| | gah, dont you hate it when there is loads of nice fruit in your house but it isnt ripe yet so you cant eat it, but it looks like it would be nice so you eat it anyway and it turns out to be nasty and hard (which you sort of expected anyway), but now you have started it it would be a waste to throw it away but it is wasted anyway because if only it had been left to ripen then it would have been so good that you wouldnt want to throw it away. yeah, i hate that. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | the unicorns- the unicorns 2014 | | Time: | 02:10 pm | | Current Mood: | hungover |
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| God i feel like a bum.
Candybox last night was really really fun! it was only me jeni chris will sooz and her room mate, but it was superb. Me and jeni danced our socks off, made the most of the £1 mixer thang, chris vomited his socks off, bless. I feel sorry for him, he has a modelling shoot today and he isnt exactly at his prettiest hehe. I have completely lost my voice, leon was not there last night :( i txted him telling him to come but he didnt know who i was and i didnt want to tell him incase he is crazier than we thought and kills and stalks and things. We wanted to find jeni a boy to kiss but apparently we only attract stomach stroking chavs and old business men (i gave one my wiskey cos i was too wasted to operate and he didnt leave).
We watched cathoos dj, i want to take a picture of him for you and frame it and then you can look at him from brighton. i have to agree with her that he is pretty for an old fellow.
Learnt a valuable lesson last night, dont store cloakroom tickets in your sock for safe keeping, they disintegrate and it is hard to retrieve them, jeni didnt, but she got her stuff back so it was ok. met a nice placebo fan from manchester and he had eyeliner and was very friendly. Chris almost kissed an ugly swedish girl but he didnt cos we poked him a lot.
i had to get the train back from jenis this morning and i felt so skanky, she had given me an emily strange t shirt that is mine and has been at her house for like 2 years and a denim miniskirt to travel home in, i was chilly. my face is squashed like i have just woken up, i think i will have a nap.
im supposed to clean the house and do a critical thinking essay today, screw that.
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| | Current Music: | the used | | Time: | 08:27 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/square/b/hungry.gif) hungry |
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| the OC in half an hour, hoo-to-the-rah!
I went to jords yesterday and stayed the night. it was super. The train ride there takes bare time! we had to get 75 trains 5 buses and a cab, no joke. ok slight joke, but it did take about 2 hours. which sucks, but heh it was still super and on the upside it only took me an hour and a half to get home.
We ate so much food and slept most of the time. why the hell is that so tiring!? i dont understand, when we are together we both feel the need to sleep 75% of the time.
Last night we watched the shining because jord told me it wasnt scary..... oh dear god does he lie! it was horrible, so horrible that i couldnt watch it on my own when he needed the toilet and i made him come with to brush my teeth because i was scared. I liked it though. appropriate for haloween. we saw some giant trick or treaters, Braintree are like americans they love haloween. except it isnt america it is a field... there is more there than i thought there was, jords house is so nice and new and clean and unlike my house, hehe. i was scared of breaking/dirtying stuff. i didnt though.
saying bye bye was as unpleasant as always.
haha saturday night.... poor little emma,lovely simon and sulky jord. what a team! ah well. we had fun being sick in a cup on the train and having an early night.
eugh i have booked my first driving lesson, friday the 12th. im so afraid, what if i die? jenni has the same teacher so im obviously going to be hugely shown up as she is expected to pass her test by february. it will take me roughly a billion months. also i have just realised that by the time i can drive (yes i will be able to drive...) jord will be in New Zealand or somewhere, so poof goes my driving to see jord plans. ah well, a car will come in handy for other things i suppose.
im so glad we have another weeks holiday, i dont think i would have been able to handle going back today!
im going to go and find me a pizza.
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| eugh i just tried this but it spazzed out.
im going to carve my pumpkin this afternoon, mum bought me one.
this morning i tried on my odd new stuff to show mummy and she said it was all so disgusting that it looked quite nice. hoorah to that.. i think.
gona rent out mean girls today. ( me clothes ) | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
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